减肥的的朋友圈句子幽默(减肥文案发朋友圈)

1.
"I'm
on
a
seafood
diet,
I
see
food
and
I
eat
it. . . but
not
anymore
because
I'm
trying
to
lose
weight. "】


2.
"I'm
trying
to
lose
weight,
but
my
friends
keep
telling
me
I'm
already
perfect. . .
I
guess
I
need
new
friends. "】


3.
"I
used
to
think
losing
weight
was
about
exercise,
but
now
I
know
it's
about
avoiding
the
kitchen. "】


4.
"I
miss
my
pre-quarantine
body. . . but
not
as
much
as
I
miss
going
to
bars. "】


5.
"Losing
weight
is
like
a
game
of
chess. . . you
need
to
strategize
your
meals
just
right. "】


6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
only
cardio
I
get
is
running
late
for
the
bus. "】


7.
"I'm
not
losing
weight,
I'm
just
donating
it
to
my
couch
cushions. "】


8.
"My
diet
consists
of
90%
salad
and
10%
regret. "】


9.
"Giving
up
carbs
is
like
giving
up
a
bad
ex. . . hard
at
first
but
ultimately
worth
it. "】


10.
"The
only
six-pack
I
have
right
now
is
in
the
fridge. "】


11.
"After
a
long
day
of
dieting,
I
reward
myself
with
a
nice
big
glass
of
water. "】


1
2.
"I'm
not
losing
weight,
I'm
just
downsizing. "】


1
3.
"I
did
a
juice
cleanse
once. . . I
lasted
about
4
hours
before
eating
a
pizza. "】


1
4.
"I'm
on
the
seafood
diet,
except
instead
of
eating
the
food,
I'm
just
admiring
its
beauty
from
afar. "】


1
5.
"There's
a
special
place
in
hell
for
people
who
eat
salads
with
no
dressing. "】


1
6.
"I
can't
remember
the
last
time
I
had
abs. . . but
I
can
sure
remember
the
last
time
I
had
pizza. "】


1
7.
"I'm
convinced
that
running
late
for
work
burns
more
calories
than
an
entire
gym
session. "】


1
8.
"I
don't
always
eat
healthy,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
tell
everyone
about
it
on
social
media. "】


1
9.
"I'm
starting
to
realize
that
'summer
body'
isn't
a
body
type. . . it's
July. "】


20.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
losing
weight
or
just
losing
my
mind. . . either
way,
I'm
getting
thinner. "】