刷屏朋友圈搞笑的句子(朋友圈刷屏文案搞笑)

1.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
in
energy-saving
mode. "
【笑死我了】

2.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【太有道理了】

3.
"If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success. "
【哈哈哈哈哈】

4.
"Behind
every
successful
person
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee. "
【太真实了】

5.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
And
then
find
someone
whose
life
gave
them
vodka
and
have
a
party. "
【我要这样人生】

6.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
concentrated
awesome. "
【太有自信了】

7.
"I
may
be
a
terrible
person,
but
at
least
I
don't
pretend
to
be
nice. "
【太毒舌了】

8.
"I
haven't
lost
my
mind,
it's
backed
up
on
my
hard
drive
somewhere. "
【这就是我】

9.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
exploring
my
ability
to
prove
others
wrong. "
【这才是真理】

10.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
prioritizing. "
【太适合我了】

11.
"I'm
not
high
maintenance,
you're
just
low
effort. "
【让人沉思]]
1
2.
"I'm
not
old,
I'm
just
chronologically
gifted. "
【太赞了】

1
3.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition. "
【这才是独一无二的】

1
4.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
【太贴近人性了】

1
5.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "
【够懒够省能】

1
6.
"I'm
not
a
control
freak,
I'm
a
control
enthusiast. "
【太会做人了]]
1
7.
"I'm
not
rude,
I'm
honest.
It's
not
my
fault
that
the
truth
hurts
your
feelings. "
【一针见血]]
1
8.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
busy
ignoring
you. "
【足以调侃到位]]
1
9.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
mourning
person.
I
mourn
the
loss
of
my
bed
every
time
I
have
to
leave
it. "
【让人发笑]]
20.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
And
you're
wrong. "
【霸气外露]]