生活充实搞笑句子简短英语(生活充实的经典句子)

1.
Life
is
too
short
to
take
everything
seriously.
So,
let's
take
a
moment
to
laugh
at
ourselves.
【笑】

2.
I
tried
to
organize
a
hide
and
seek
competition,
but
it
was
a
complete
failure.
Good
players
are
hard
to
find.
【游戏】

3.
I'm
not
great
at
the
advice,
but
I
can
offer
you
sarcastic
comments
to
make
you
feel
better.
【挑逗】

4.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【夫妻】

5.
If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success.
【成功】

6.
My
house
is
clean,
but
my
mind
is
dirty.
【卫生】

7.
Always
borrow
money
from
a
pessimist.
They
won't
expect
it
back.
【借钱】

8.
I
may
not
be
perfect,
but
I'm
definitely
not
fake.
【假】

9.
I
believe
in
karma.
That
means
I
can
do
bad
things
to
people
all
day
long
and
assume
they
deserve
it.
【忘恩负义】

10.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy.
【懒惰】

11.
My
neighbors
are
listening
to
great
music.
Whether
they
like
it
or
not.
【音乐】

1
2.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【争辩】

1
3.
I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition.
【古怪】

1
4.
"I
just
can't
seem
to
lose
weight,"
she
said,
polishing
off
the
pizza.
【减肥】

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5.
I
don't
always
get
everything
I
want,
but
when
I
do,
I
cry
a
little.
【渴望】

1
6.
I'm
not
always
late,
but
when
I
am,
it's
usually
because
I
left
things
until
the
last
minute.
【迟到】

1
7.
I
think
we
can
all
agree
that
in
2020,
"reading
the
room"
took
on
a
whole
new
meaning.
【2020】

1
8.
I'm
not
bossy,
I'm
the
boss.
【领导】

1
9.
It's
not
that
I
don't
like
people,
it's
just
that
I
prefer
to
spend
time
with
my
cat.
【宠物】

20.
I
try
not
to
take
things
for
granted,
but
I'm
not
above
taking
naps
for
granted.
【感恩】