和孩子晒朋友圈的句子搞笑(孩子当了班长晒朋友圈)

1.
Oops,
accidentally
posted
a
picture
of
my
breakfast
sandwich
on
my
kid's
page.
#parentingfail】

2.
My
child's
drawing
of
me
looks
more
like
a
potato
than
a
person.
#artisticfreedom】

3.
Apparently,
my
child
decided
to
give
our
dog
a
makeover
with
finger
paint. . .
#whatdoyouthink】

4.
When
you
ask
your
toddler
what
they
want
to
be
when
they
grow
up
and
they
answer
"a
unicorn. "
#kidlogic】

5.
My
child
just
asked
me
why
I
have
so
many
wrinkles
on
my
face.
Thanks,
kid.
#honestyissexy】

6.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
kid's
epic
spaghetti
sauce
face.
Who
needs
napkins
anyway?
#messyisfun】

7.
My
child
just
asked
me
if
we
could
trade
our
car
in
for
a
rocket
ship.
I
think
they've
been
watching
too
much
Paw
Patrol.
#blastoff】

8.
Apparently,
my
child
thinks
that
socks
with
sandals
are
the
latest
fashion
trend.
#fashionista】

9.
I
asked
my
kid
what
they
learned
in
school
today
and
they
said,
"how
to
save
the
world
from
aliens. "
I
surprisingly
don't
have
any
follow-up
questions.
#aliensightings】

10.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
toddler
dressed
up
as
a
dinosaur.
It's
amazing
how
easily
they
can
make
you
feel
irrelevant.
#rawr】

11.
My
child's
favorite
toy
is
currently
a
kitchen
set.
I'm
convinced
they're
going
to
become
a
chef
when
they
grow
up.
#masterchefjunior】

1
2.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
kid's
latest
art
project
which
is
a
(questionable)
portrait
of
me.
It's
the
thought
that
counts,
right?
#dontlaugh】

1
3.
My
child
just
asked
me
why
I
can't
fly
like
Superman.
Sorry
to
disappoint,
kiddo.
#parentingwoes】

1
4.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
son
leaning
on
a
perfectly
placed
sidewalk
cone.
It
may
not
be
Mt.
Everest,
but
it's
a
start.
#smallvictories】

1
5.
My
child
is
currently
singing
"Let
It
Go"
at
the
top
of
their
lungs.
The
neighbors
are
thrilled,
I'm
sure.
#frozenmania】

1
6.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
kid's
latest
attempt
at
folding
laundry.
Let's
just
say
I'll
be
doing
it
myself
for
a
while
longer.
#tryagain】

1
7.
My
child
just
asked
me
if
they
could
paint
the
entire
house
pink.
Maybe
next
time,
sweetie.
#notapaintersdream】

1
8.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
daughter's
first
soccer
game.
Let's
just
say
she
was
more
interested
in
picking
dandelions
than
scoring
goals.
#teamspirit】

1
9.
My
child
just
asked
me
if
they
could
have
a
pet
dragon.
I'm
pretty
sure
they
missed
the
memo
about
those
not
being
real.
#wishfulthinking】

20.
Just
posted
a
picture
of
my
kid
holding
a
worm
and
looking
entirely
too
excited
about
it.
Parenthood
is
full
of
surprises.
#naturelovers】