工作生活幽默的句子(我被生活撞了一下腰幽默句)

1.
A
clean
desk
is
a
sign
of
a
cluttered
desk
drawer.
【笑话】

2.
I
don't
suffer
from
stress.
I'm
a
carrier.
【幽默】

3.
I
haven't
lost
my
mind;
it's
backed
up
on
my
hard
drive
somewhere.
【搞笑】

4.
I
can't
decide
if
procrastination
is
a
good
or
a
bad
thing.
I'll
let
you
know
tomorrow.
【滑稽】

5.
I
would
like
to
help
you
out.
Which
way
did
you
come
in?
【玩笑】

6.
The
best
way
to
get
something
done
is
to
begin.
The
next
best
way
is
to
fake
it.
【幽默感】

7.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【幽默风趣】

8.
My
job
is
secure.
Nobody
else
wants
it.
【可笑的事实】

9.
I
always
give
100%
at
work:
13%
Monday,
22%
Tuesday,
26%
Wednesday,
35%
Thursday,
and
4%
Friday.
【搞笑真相】

10.
If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success.
【天真烂漫】

11.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
I
always
forget
to
take
the
lens
cap
off.
【丑陋真相】

1
2.
You
can't
please
everyone,
but
you
can
at
least
tick
off
a
few
people.
【非常滑稽】

1
3.
I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
on
energy-saving
mode.
【幽默感】

1
4.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome.
【自信满满】

1
5.
I'm
not
clumsy.
It's
just
the
floor
hates
me,
the
table
and
chairs
are
bullies,
and
the
walls
get
in
my
way.
【谈谈场合的讽刺】

1
6.
I'm
not
arguing
with
you.
I'm
just
explaining
why
you're
wrong.
【对话讽刺】

1
7.
I'm
not
procrastinating.
I'm
just
doing
some
intensive
background
research.
【开玩笑】

1
8.
I'm
not
opinionated,
I'm
just
always
right.
【自信满满】

1
9.
I'm
not
forgetful,
I'm
just
preoccupied
with
other
things.
【非常滑稽】

20.
My
hobbies
include
eating
and
complaining
that
I'm
getting
fat.
【生活调侃】