歇班的朋友圈句子搞笑(歇班发朋友圈告诉朋友们的话术)

1.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'procrastination
day'
for
me!"
【笑】

2.
"I
plan
on
doing
nothing
today,
and
so
far
I'm
right
on
schedule. "
【可笑】

3.
"When
you
have
a
rest
day,
but
your
brain
doesn't. "
【哈哈哈】

4.
"Workaholic
on
a
break?
That's
a
funny
joke. "
【有趣】

5.
"You
know
you're
a
true
rest
day
champion
when
you
can
nap
for
hours
and
still
sleep
like
a
baby
at
night. "
【搞笑】

6.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'Netflix
and
chill'
day
for
me. "
【玩笑】

7.
"Rest
day?
Sounds
like
a
great
opportunity
to
catch
up
on
all
my
pending
household
chores. "
【嘻嘻】

8.
"On
my
rest
day,
I'll
be
doing
one
of
two
things:
eating
or
thinking
about
eating. "
【有趣】

9.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'catch
up
on
all
the
shows
I've
been
missing'
day. "
【哈哈】

10.
"It's
my
rest
day,
but
somehow
I
feel
more
exhausted
than
when
I'm
working. "
【可笑】

11.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'never-get-out-of-my-pajamas'
day
for
me. "
【嘻嘻】

1
2.
"On
my
rest
day,
I
plan
on
doing
absolutely
nothing. . . except
scrolling
through
social
media
for
hours. "
【笑】

1
3.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'I-haven't-showered-all-day'
day. "
【搞笑】

1
4.
"On
my
rest
day,
I'll
be
attempting
to
break
my
own
record
for
longest
time
spent
on
the
couch. "
【有趣】

1
5.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'eat-all-the-junk-food-you-can-find'
day. "
【哈哈哈】

1
6.
"It's
my
rest
day,
but
somehow
I
still
managed
to
wake
up
early
and
start
worrying
about
work. "
【笑】

1
7.
"On
my
rest
day,
I'll
be
mastering
the
art
of
doing
absolutely
nothing. "
【嘻嘻】

1
8.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'I'll-be-taking-naps-all-day'
day. "
【搞笑】

1
9.
"It's
my
rest
day,
but
somehow
my
to-do
list
keeps
growing
longer. "
【有趣】

20.
"Rest
day?
More
like
'thank-god-I-don't-have-to-wear-pants'
day. "
【哈哈】